Yippee! I won a prize at Smut by the
Sea from Dr Scribbly for the best piece of writing based on the performance of
his partner, Bea Noir – which could be a scenario for a story, poem or what
ever. Here's what I wrote - and a pic of Bea doing her fabulous superwoman performance).
Rion Aeb was from
planet Scribblon. You could tell this from her turquoise hair and her tribal
tattoos. She was also a superhero but unfortunately Earth was overrun with
superheroes. However, she was lucky enough to have a skill that no other
superhero had - she could shoot daggers from her vagina.
Whenever Rion spied a
poor excuse for an Earthling who abused animals, she would use the nearest
suitable location - a chair in a library, the bonnet of a passing taxi, the
backseat of a motorbike driven by her lover, Doc (his red Mohican denoting his
own planet of origin being Manchesterly) - and she would open her legs wide.
Her head would drop back and out in a straight line would fly the daggers of
death. Her aim was impeccable and she never missed her target.
Anyone thinking she
can only fire one knife at a time.... Be warned. She keeps spare daggers in her
boots. Be good to animals and you are safe.
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