Friday, 10 February 2012

Friday funnies

Some ‘bloopers’ from church bulletins:

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.  They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.   Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.   So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.   It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.   The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Have a nice weekend


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